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I've been doing Flash for... ohhh... 4 years now, I know just about everything except actionscript. I'm always up for a collab or a humorous Flash, and I love bringing people's ideas to life, so if you've got one but don't know Flash, hit me up!
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Wow, yesterday I went to see the Dark Knight, and I was... amazed. That's how a Batman movie should be. The whole point of Batman is that he's NOT a supernatural being, he's just a normal dude with alot of self loathing and choices to make... and that's exactly how the movie portrayed him.
I kept telling myself there was no way a gay cowboy could pull off the role of the Joker, but Heath Ledger actually made that movie for me.
The acting was amazing, the plot was fantastic, the special effects were top-notch, and overall this was the best movie I've seen in a LONG time. If you haven't seen it yet, GO.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Well, I'm back from North Carolina early, which is good, because it's fucking lame out there. Instead of coming back Wednesday, we left Saturday night and got back Sunday at like 4:00(ish). So yeah, now that I'm back, I'll be working on my Chop Your Arm Off! Flash, and again, finishing up with www.polarfunny.com .
Aside from that, just earning money, hanging out, and slacking around, just generally enjoying my summer. :)
Also, former mortal enemy Vg-Mp and his friend Evilmutantmonkey and myself may be teaming up soon to make a collab. All three of us are skilled animators, so hopefully it'll be something good. :3
Well, I'm leaving on Wednesday for about a week, which is EXTREMELY gay.
I'm going to my Uncle's wedding over in South Carolina or North Caroline, I don't know what the fuck the difference is. And then, I'm going to my dad's later on for about a month. I don't mind that, I mean it's actually rather fun up there and I can even get on Newgrounds, but I won't have Flash.
So here's what I hope to finish before I go:
My work for www.polarfunny.com. It's a great website, go check it out!
My "Chop Your Arm Off!" Flash!
Anyway, there's a slight chance that I may not go up to Chicago for an entire month, if I get a job, then it may turn into only a week. So, I've applied at Papa Johns, Imo's, Ace Hardware, Hardees, and like four other local places. Stay tuned!
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Oh that's it, you mother fuckers. I'm opening the Can of RAGE.
*open*
YOU FUCKING CUNT LICKING SACKS OF APESHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? A FUCKING GARBAGE WHISTLE? WHAT AM I, SOME CHEAP HEROIN SLUT FUCK LIKE YOUR MOTHER? YOU CAN'T THROW GARBAGE AT ME, I'M NOT THE ONE WITH GONNORHEA YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
SUCK MY BIG FUCKING COCK YOU STUPID FUCK MODS. I BLOW MY SHIT ON ABUSIVE SHIT AND YOU MAKE MY WHISTLE GARBAGE. EAT MY FUCKING SEMEN AND DRINK BARBED WIRE.
*close*
Well there you fucking have it.
Alrighty, I've gotten back to working on my "Chop Your Arm Off!" Flash. I did all the easy parts already, so I'm finding it hard to get motivation to finish, being the lazy slut that I am.
Asides from that, I've just about finished up my work for www.polarfunny.com, so check it out there in a week or so!
But yeah, once that's over, I promise to devote at least 3 hours a day to completing this Flash. At least THIS one will have some actual animation, instead of mostly still frames like my previous.
It's hilarious, it's well drawn (so far)! And it's coming soon!
Chop your arms off and join in the fun!
Hey there, everyone, I'm Can of Rage and this is my Newgrounds account. I've had a few other accounts in the past, and I've been here since 2004 (Signed up in '06.)
But yea, since this is my new account, I'll be uploading all future Flashes through here. My latest Flash was "You Gonna Bite Me?" It was moderately funny, but overall a bit too short.
The next Flash you can anticipate is called "Chop Your Arm Off!" It's a comedy/spoof on all those Japanese movies where somebody gets cut and sprays an insane amount of blood out. It's coming along well, i hope to have it out by the end of the month!
Other than that, I love making collabs and funny Flashes, but I'm up for serious Flashes as well. I'd love to get a portfolio going, so I'll even make you Flashes for free (within reason), just contact me here, or at my email: CanofRage@yahoo.com
Thanks for visiting my page!
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